Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she repented.

France has usually been governed by prostitutes

A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.

Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.