A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

Make your vocation your vacation. That is the secret to success.

My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

It's not the parts of the Bible I don't know that worries me...it's the parts that I do.

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.