Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned
Sometimes people do get hurt
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.