The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

I was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it.

To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.