No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?
Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.