Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all.

Blasphemy? No, it is not blashphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, He is beneath it.

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.