Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.

A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

It takes a thousand men to invent a telegraph, or a steam engine, or a phonograph, or a photograph, or a telephone or any other important thing-and the last man gets the credit and we forget the others. He added his little mite - that is all he did. These object lessons should teach us that ninety-nine parts of all things that proceed from the intellect are plagiarisms, pure and simple; and the lesson ought to make us modest. But nothing can do that.