Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.