Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

It is your human environment that makes climate