Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

Blasphemy? No, it is not blashphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, He is beneath it.

There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.

When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself.