The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.
My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.
I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.
The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labor.