I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it.

The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.

Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

Children have but little charity for one another's defects