I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.

Preachers are always pleasant company when they are off duty.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

There are no grades of vanity; there are only grades of ability in concealing it.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.