Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite... sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented.

Greece is a bleak, unsmiling desert, without agriculture, manufactures or commerce, apparently. What supports its poverty-stricken people or its Government, is a mystery.