Irrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.
Mark TwainHabit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.
Mark TwainI can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
Mark TwainYou may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.
Mark Twain