There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

the size of a misfortune is not determinable by an outsider’s measurement of it but only by the measurements applied to it by the person specially affected by it.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

You cannot have a theory without principles. Principles is another name for prejudices.

You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.