There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come I'm so wonderful'

Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

The unspoken word is capital. We can invest it or we can squander it.