Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.