No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.
Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.