I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
Never miss an opportunity to shut up.
Man is without doubt the most interesting fool there is. He concedes that God made the angels immune from pain and death, and that he could have been similarly kind to man, but denies that he was under any moral obligation to do so.