Education is what remains when what is learned has been taken away.
A discriminating irreverence is the creator and protector of human liberty.
Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!
The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.
Names are not always what they seem.
The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.