To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.

It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.

It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.

There is no security in life, only opportunity.

One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.

Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.

The smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.