for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.
The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.
There isn't any way to libel the human race.
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.