July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so
Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.
There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.