Now what I contend is that my body is my own, at least I have always so regarded it. If I do harm through my experimenting with it, it is I who suffer, not the state.

July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest ideals.

The master minds of all nations, in all ages, have sprung in affluent multitude from the mass of the nations, and from the mass of the nation only-not from its privileged classes.