You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect.

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.