You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

I have been reading the morning paper. I do it every morning-knowing well that I shall find in it the usual depravities and basenesses and hypocrisies and cruelties that make up civilization, and cause me to put in the rest of the day pleading for the damnation of the human race. I cannot seem to get my prayers answered, yet I do not despair.

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

There is nothing that saps one's confidence as the knowing how to do a thing

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.

There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

There have been innumerable Temporary Seekers after the Truth-have you ever heard of a permanent one?