The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say.

Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.

Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.