The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say.

I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct, nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying.

Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

By common consent of all the nations and all the ages the most valuable thing in this world is the homage of men, whether deserved or undeserved.