The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

I should have been glad to acquire some sort of idea of Hindu theology, ... but the difficulties were too great.

Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

Look at the mother of Washington! She raised a boy that could not tell a lie--could not tell a lie! But he never had any chance. It might have been different if he had belonged to the Washington Newspaper Correspondents' Club

Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!