Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
Mark TwainCooper's art has some defects. In one place in 'Deerslayer,' and in the restricted space of two-thirds of a page, Cooper has scored 114 offences against literary art out of a possible 115. It breaks the record.
Mark TwainHave a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.
Mark TwainI have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.
Mark Twain