I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.

I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.