I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.

Let your joy be unconfined!

In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!