The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.

No child should be permitted to grow up without exercise for imagination. It enriches life for him. It makes things wonderful and beautiful.

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of star dust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers.

One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.

History may not repeat, but it often rhymes.