A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.