Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after it.

Education that consists in learning things and not the meaning of them is feeding upon the husks and not the corn

When one's character begins to fall under suspicion and disfavor, how swift, then, is the work of disintegration and destruction.