When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

Let your joy be unconfined!

And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars - all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families," Satan said, "sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose - there is no such war in the history of the race."

I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.

Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.