After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

Astonishing things can be done with the human memory if you will devote it faithfully to one particular line of business.

Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.

A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.