Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution.

The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.

When congress is in session no American is safe.

Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.