Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

The idea that a baby doesn't amount to anything! Why, one baby is just a house and a front yard full by itself. One baby can, furnish more business than you and your whole Interior Department can attend to. He is enterprising, irrepressible, brimful of lawless activities.

There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions of an audience not practiced in the tricks and delusions of oratory

Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.