I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
Mark TwainI think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than any in the world.
Mark TwainI find no change of consequence in grown people, I do not miss the dead. It does not surprise me to hear that this friend or that friend died at such and such a time, because I fully expected that sort of news. But somehow I had made no calculation on the infants. It never occurred to me that infants grow up...These unexpected changes, from infancy to youth, and from youth to maturity, are by far the most startling things I meet with.
Mark Twain