A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditchdigging. It is the insanest of all recreations. The inventor of it overlooked no detail that could furnish weariness, distress, harassment, and acute and long-sustained misery of mind and body.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

If the metrics you are looking at aren't useful in optimizing your strategy - stop looking at them.

A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.