Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.

From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any FIRST AND FOREMOST object but one -- to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for HIMSELF.

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.

It is not what a man knows, but what he thinks of in time.