My philological studies have satisfied me that a gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty years. It seems manifest, then, that the latter tongue ought to be trimmed down and repaired. If it is to remain as it is, it ought to be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.
Mark TwainIt is not a new thing for a thoroughly good and well-meaning preacherยดs soft heart to run away with his soft head.
Mark TwainI have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Mark Twain