No child should be permitted to grow up without exercise for imagination. It enriches life for him. It makes things wonderful and beautiful.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

The human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.

If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of star dust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers.

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.