One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

There is no such thing as material covetousness. All covetousness is spiritual. ...Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

...many foolish persons, wanderers from other parts, have the vain fashion of graving their names and the obscure places whence they come, upon its stones, which is silly and marketh the doer for a fool.

History may not repeat, but it often rhymes.