A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificant by and by.
In the South the war is what A.D. is elsewhere; they date from it.
Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.
Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!