More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.

The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future.

Our Congresses consist of Christians. In their private life they are true to every obligation of honor; yet in every session they violate them all, and do it without shame. Because honor to party is above honor to themselves.

Be good and you'll be lonesome

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.