It liberates the vandal to travel-you never saw a bigoted, opinionated, stubborn, narrow-minded, self-conceited, almighty mean man in your life but he had stuck in one place since he was born and thought God made the world and dyspepsia and bile for his especial comfort and satisfaction.

I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be?--it is the same the angels breathe.

If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.