If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.
Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.