A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

There is not a single celebrated Southern name in any of the departments of human industry except those of war, assassination, lynching, murder, the duel, repudiation, & massacre.

Like most people, I often feel mean, and act accordingly.

There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.

In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing.