A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Experience of life (not of books) is the only capital usable in such a book as you have attempted; one can make no judicious use of this capital while it is new.

Every person is a book, each year a chapter.