If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.