Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly - a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.

Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

There are too many stars in some places and not enough in others.