in order to make a man or boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
I will gradually drop this subject of graveyards. I have been trying all I could to get down to the sentimental part of it, but I cannot accomplish it. I think there is no genuinely sentimental part to it. It is all grotesque, ghastly, horrible.
Modesty died when clothes were born.
July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so