If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.
The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.
People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.
The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.
There is no accounting for human beings.
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.