I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

Politicians, old buildings, and prostitutes become respectable with age.

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.