It is noble to teach oneself; it is still nobler to teach others.
Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.
Faith is believing things you know aint true
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.