It is easy to see that the inventor of the heaven did not originate the idea, but copied it from the show-ceremonies of some sorry little sovereign State up in the back settlements of the Orient somewhere.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

Don't look at the world with your hands in your pockets. To write about it you have to reach out and touch it.

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

The truth is a precious commodity. That's why I use it so sparingly.