Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

Love heightens all senses - except the common.

Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.