Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from their piteous and wonderful difficulties without help of mine, for indeed their trouble is sufficient as it is, whereas an I tried to help I should but damage their cause the more and yet mayhap not live myself to see the desolation wrought.

If there is one thing that is really cheerful in the world, it is cheerfulness. I have noticed it often. And I have noticed that when a man is right down cheerful, he is seldom unhappy for the time being. Such is the nature of man.

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular one is Providence.