Seasickness: at first you are so sick you are afraid you will die, and then you are so sick you are afraid you won't die.

You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

Education is what remains when what is learned has been taken away.

Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

First catch your Boer, then kick him.