The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.
Never mistake motion for progress.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.
The self taught man seldom knows anything accurately, and he does not know a tenth as much as he could have known if he had worked under teachers, and besides, he brags, and is the means of fooling other thoughtless people into going and doing as he himself has done.