Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

A person who has during all time maintained the imposing position of spiritual head of four-fifths of the human race, and political head of the whole of it, must be granted the possession of executive abilities of the loftiest order.

Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.

I am not an American. I am the American.

Stars and shadows ain't good to see by.