I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.

The choir always tittered and whispered all through the service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was.

Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

The editor of a newspaper cannot be independent, but must work with one hand tied behind him by party and patrons, and be content to utter only half or two-thirds of his mind . writers of all kinds are manacled servants of the public. We write frankly and fearlessly, but then we "modify" before we print.

Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.