Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

It is better to give than receive- especially advice.

Jesus died to save men - a small thing for an immortal to do - and didn't save many, anyway. But if he had been damned for the race, that would have been act of a size proper to a god, and would have saved the whole race.

A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.

The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

Life is short, break the rules.