Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

Where are there are two desires in a man's heart he has no choice between the two but must obey the strongest, there being no such thing as free will in the composition of any human being that ever lived.

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.