Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ... The inspector would come and examine the Ark, and make all sorts of objections.

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.