Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

The trouble with most of us is that we know too much that ain't so.

I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

We all know about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.

Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!