There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Mark TwainWho is this Renaissance? Where did he come from? Who gave him permission to cram the Republic with his execrable daubs?
Mark TwainWhen you want genuine music -- music that will come right home to you like a bad quarter, suffuse your system like strychnine whisky, go right through you like Brandreth's pills, ramify your whole constitution like the measles, and break out on your hide like the pin-feather pimples on a picked goose, -- when you want all this, just smash your piano, and invoke the glory-beaming banjo!
Mark Twain